The awesomeness known as me...

Jan 11

11 things about @MonkeyToes85

1) I sang @ Disney World in front of Cinderella’s castle with a jazz band in middle school (now I have stage fright).

2) I’m only 2” taller than a legal midget.

3) I have had 2 poems published.

4) I mud wrestled in a church (that is why I have a one way ticket to hell).

5) I’m 50% Italian and 50% German.

6) I used to be a Telecommunications Representative but if you want to be a dick about it I was an switchboard operator @ the hospital.

7) The name MonkeyToes85 came from the fact that I can give 2 thumbs up with my toes, spread them, and pick things up with them.

8) I can wear a size 4 shoe in the little girls department.

9) I’m deathly afraid of clowns.

10) I have an OCD problem with my food. They can’t touch, I have to eat one whole thing before I can start on the next, and I have to eat it counter clock-wise. I also have to separate my skittles and M&M’s by color.

11) I am 1 cooler than you!!!